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Full name: ***** ********
Nicknames: Kullervo Alamäki.
Birthplace: Scandinavia.
Birthday: Spring of 2006.
Where Do You Live Now?: Scandinavia.
Parent(s): *** & ***.
Sibling(s): None.
Looks: Ugly, repulsive, embarrassing.
Favorite Animal(s): Kissat ja hämähäkit. (I know that spiders are arachnids, shut up.)
Favorite TV Show(s): Breaking Bad.
Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Metal (black metal, death metal, industrial metal...etc etc.), rock, alternative.
Favorite Movie(s): Violent Shit, August Underground.
School: Yeah.
Future School: None, hopefully.
Future Job: I'm too fucked up to hold a job.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Never had either.
Best Buds: V.
Favorite Candy: N/A. Would like to try vihreät kuulat someday.
Hobbies: Listening to music. Coding.
Things You Collect: I used to collect plastic spoons. Currenly I collect notebooks.
Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: I have a mobile phone.
Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex?: Guys have nice hands. Eyes, too, but looking into them is far too intimate. Girls have nice eyes, too.
Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: None yet.
Piercing(s) And Where?: None, would like to get a septum piercing someday.
What Do You Sleep in?: T-shirt and underwear. All year round.
Do you like Chain Letters: They make me paranoid.
Best Advice: You're gonna die anyway. Nothing matters, so do whatever you want.
Favorite Quotes: “Like a whore,” he blandly ventured. “First, I did it for my own pleasure. Then I did it for the pleasure of my friends. And now — I do it for money.” (The Intimate Notebooks of George Jean Nathan, 1932.)
Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: Sitting on my ass and doing nothing.
Dream Car: I can't drive because I would just end up killing myself and others.
Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Sit by my computer like I always do.
What's Your Bedtime: My sleep schedule is fucked.
Where Do You Shop?: Anywhere, really.
Coke or Pepsi: Monster Energy.
Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: All black clothing that covers my disgusting body.
Favorite Subject(s) In School?: N/A.
Favorite Color(s): I like all colours. It is the combination that matters.
Favorite People To Talk To Online: I don't talk to anyone in my free time -- not even online.
Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper?: Never had either. Would probably hate both.
Do You Shave?: Seldom.
Favorite Vacation Spot(s): Poland.
Favorite Family Member(s): N/A.
Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid?: Nah.
Favorite CD you own: October Rust by Type O Negative.
The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: R****. She gave me an irrational fear of Lithuanians. Took me a while to get over it.
Favorite Food(s): Sandwiches.
Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: Some guy I sometimes see on the bus stop.
What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: None.
When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes?: Bury me, bitch.
Do You Believe In Aliens?: They're kinda terrifying not gonna lie. Yes.
If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do?: Schizo rambling.
Things You Obsess Over: Linux.
Favorite Day of the Week: Friday.
A Teacher You Hate: My English teacher has been getting on my nerves a lot lately.
Favorite Disney Movie: Hate 'em all.
What Is Your Favorite Season?: Either spring or summer.
What Toppings Do You Like On Your Pizza?: Cheese, ham, and mushrooms.
Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): It would probably give me food poisoning.
If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live?: Finland.
Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Dick around online.
Favorite Thing(s) To Get Clean up: I uhhh like it when my room is clean.
Favorite Magazine(s): I don't read any.
Favorite Flower(s): Clovers.
Favorite Number(s): 16, 666, 1996.
Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Vanilla.
What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: Guys who look like they're severely depressed, or just sad in general.
What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?: I am a walking embarrassment.
If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be?: Appearance.
Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: Breakfast & brush.
Favorite Time of Day: Night, when everyone's asleep.
Can A Guy and Girl Be Just "Best Friends?": Sure.
Do You Ask The Girl / Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: I'll wait, but it won't happen, haha.
Do You Mind Paying For Sex?: Waste of money.
What's The Most Important thing In Someone's Personality: Honesty. Compassion. Reliability.
Do you have a pager or cell phone?: Cell phone, yes.
Favorite Sport: N/A.
What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received?: Probably my laptop.
How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: I don't know.
What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Krätze by Grausamkeit.
Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)?: No.
Don't u just hate how psychics never win the lottery?: I really couldn't care less.